Saturday, May 7, 2011

What is wrong with the Indian Corporate CEOs?


News reports indicate that a survey conducted by the Assocham (Association of Indian Chambers of Commerce and Industry) has revealed that 40% of the C.E.O.s of Indian Corporates consult homoeopathic physicians.

BLOGGER'S COMMENTS
C.E.O.s of Indian Corporates are flush with wealth.
Why should they consult homoeopaths?
It is not, definitely, the cheapness of the homoeopathic treatment which pulls them towards itself.

Probably because : The Intensive Care Units of the Five Star Corporate Hospitals handle patients like cargo in Chicago O'hare Airport.

Probably because : The C.E.O. has to remain shackled to his bed for several weeks (till he dies), without visiting his club or the golf course or the billiards table or his bewitching mistress of the #2 account or #3 account.

Probably because : Relatives will be lurking around him with a faint or font hope that he may reveal the pins and passwords of his secret accounts with foreign banks.

Consulting a homoeopath does not normally result in hospitalisation. The C.E.O. can conveniently gulp down the sweet sugar pills in his Cabin without leaving his Company's premises.

But the poor , otherwise extremely efficient / intelligent C.E.O. does not know that he was exposing his body to the risk/peril of not receiving any treatment at all. This is because the so-called-potentized homoeopathic medicines do not contain the medicinal substances. The homoeopathic physicians do not tell their patients that the medicines administered by them may not contain any medicinal substance except alcohol and sugar/milk sugar.


The Homoeopaths do the samething - which the C.E.O.s and their Companies do to the consumers who buy their products. What is it?
It is : "CONCEALMENT. CONCEAL AS MUCH AS YOU CAN".

2 comments:

alan said...
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